What do you do when a friend only talks about themselves?

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Ninety minutes, and not one question about your week

Maya hung up after an hour and a half with Jo. She now knows everything about Jo's manager, Jo's sister's wedding drama and the apartment Jo did not get. Jo does not know that Maya's dad had a biopsy on Tuesday. Maya mentioned it once, around minute forty, and Jo said "Oh no" and went back to the manager.

If that call sounds familiar, you are not being petty for noticing. Give-and-take is one of the things adults say they expect from a friend in the first place. When a researcher combined dozens of existing measures of what people want from friends and tested them on more than 1,300 people across three studies, "symmetrical reciprocity" (roughly, a friend who gives back what you give) came out as one of six core expectations, alongside enjoyment, similarity and a few others (Hall, 2012). That work describes ideals, not how often friends live up to them, but it does say the thing you are missing has a name.

The useful question is not "Is my friend selfish?" It is "Is this a season, or is this the shape of the friendship?"

A rough patch or a fixed habit

Before you say anything, look back over the last few months rather than the last call. These are rough signals, not a test.

A friend in a crisis is allowed to take more than they give for a while. Most long friendships run on that kind of trade: you carried them through the divorce, they carried you through the layoff. The problem is a friend who is always in the crisis seat, or who treats every conversation as a stage, regardless of what is happening in your life.

Why the floor is so easy to hog

Talking about yourself feels good in a way that is easy to underestimate. In five lab studies, people showed more activity in brain reward regions when they talked about their own views than when they talked about other people's, and people were willing to give up money for the chance to answer questions about themselves (Tamir and Mitchell, 2012). The samples were small and the setting artificial, but the finding helps explain why a friend can talk for an hour without noticing: it is pleasant for them, moment to moment.

There is also a trap built into closeness. A meta-analysis of the research on disclosure and liking found that people tend to like those they have opened up to, as well as those who open up to them (Collins and Miller, 1994). So your talkative friend may come away from the call feeling closer to you than ever, while you feel like an audience. That review is from 1994, and it cannot tell you how the pattern plays out across years of one friendship. They do suggest your friend may honestly not know anything is wrong.

Taking a turn without waiting to be asked

Waiting to be asked is the move that rarely works. Many people who monologue are not refusing to ask; it just does not occur to them. Try taking a turn first, before you raise anything:

Can I jump in with mine? This week was weird and I want to tell someone.

Okay, I need ten minutes of your brain on my thing. Dad had a biopsy Tuesday.

Hold that thought, I want to hear the rest, but I've got news too and I'll forget it.

Keep it light and specific. "I have news" works better than a pointed "Do you want to hear about my life at all?"

You can also model the habit you want. Follow-up questions are a strong signal of interest: across three studies of live conversations between new acquaintances and speed daters, people who asked more follow-up questions were better liked, and people did not predict that asking questions would have that effect (Huang and colleagues, 2017). That research was about strangers, not old friends, but asking Jo one good follow-up and then saying "Your turn to ask me something" is a gentle way to show what a two-way call feels like.

If the conversation keeps snapping back to them within a minute, you have learned something too.

Saying it once, out loud

If a few weeks of taking turns has not changed much, say it directly. Pick a calm moment, not right after a call when you are still annoyed, and make it about the friendship rather than their personality.

I want to say something small because I like our friendship a lot. Lately our calls are mostly about your stuff, which I'm glad to hear, but I end up not sharing mine. I'd love it to go both ways a bit more.

This is awkward, but I'd rather say it than get quietly resentful. When I told you about my dad, it kind of got skipped past. I needed you a little that day.

Here is how it often goes in real life:

Maya: Can I mention something? On Sunday I brought up my dad's biopsy and we moved on pretty fast. I think I needed more from you there.

Jo: Oh my god. I completely missed that. Is he okay?

Maya: Waiting on results. I'm not mad, I just noticed I don't talk about my stuff much with you anymore.

Jo: That's fair. I've been a lot lately. Tell me now?

Not every friend responds that well. Some will get defensive ("Sorry for having problems"). You do not need to argue. One calm line is enough: "I'm glad you tell me your problems. I want to be able to tell you mine too." For more on wording, timing and what to do if they bristle, see telling a friend they hurt your feelings. If you struggle to name what you need at all, asking for what you need is written for partners but the sentences work for friends.

When they really are in the middle of something

If your friend has just lost a parent, a job or a marriage, the floor is theirs for now, and that is part of being a friend. A few ways to give a lot without disappearing yourself:

1. Put a rough end date in your own head. Weeks, not years. Check in with yourself after a month or two.
2. Get your support elsewhere for now. Tell a different friend about your dad's biopsy, so you are not waiting for someone who has no room.
3. Keep the calls shorter if you need to. "I've got forty minutes before dinner, tell me everything" protects your evening without pulling back.
4. Say one sentence about your life anyway. Even in a crisis, most people want to know you are okay. They just may not ask.

When the crisis eases, expect some return. If six months later every call is still about them, the crisis has become the habit.

If nothing changes

You have taken turns, you have said it once, and the calls still run one way. That leaves real choices, none of them dramatic:

• Shift the format. Activities, such as a walk, a class or a movie, give the friendship something besides talk to run on.
• Recalibrate. Some friends are fun for a dinner and not the people you call about a biopsy. That can be fine if you stop expecting otherwise.
• See them less. Fewer, shorter calls are a legitimate choice. Declining without a big explanation is covered in turning down plans kindly.
• Let it go. If the friendship only drains you, handling a friend breakup walks through fading out and ending it more openly.

Lopsided friendships are common and rarely villainous. Many of them get better after one honest sentence, because the friend had no idea. The rest of this pillar, from making new friends to keeping old ones, is mapped in the friendships guide.